Olive's Big Bread Heist

Official course schedule and syllabus

Monday, Jan. 1, 2024
1404 Dufferin Street
Come anytime whenever from noon onwards, stay for as long or short as you feel like. We'll wind down at like 5pm.
There will be:
- Eggs
- Non-egg vegan things that can also go with eggs
- Toast (plus a gluten-free subtoastute if needed)
- Salad
- A vague uneasiness about what all these people think of what's going on in Gaza
- Maybe another salad
- Coffee and tea
- Caesars (incredibly, not the salad)
- Olive the dog

FAQ

"frequently" lol

Wait so... what??

We will give you brunch, and a relaxed space to reflect on how constructing this as a time of change only emphasizes how little you've accomplished in the last year.

Should I bring anything?

Nope! Although one person already said they were, so I guess feel free to also bring a lack of respect for these instructions?

Are you sure? What if there isn't enough food?

There will be; every year we end up with enough extra bread that we get to declare ourselves a wheat farm on our taxes. The deductions are nice but you city types don't appreciate salt-of-the-earth folks like us these days.

Can I bring a couple people?

Totally yeah!

What do I, like... do?

Hang out and chat, bring a book and curl up, eat in uneasy silence as Olive stares at you hoping you'll give her your bread - really whatever.

Wow, 2024 sounds great already!

Hmmm. You should read the news more.

plz rsvp so we know how much stuff to buy kthx

We need your full name to give to the government

and your phone number or email

Think you'll be there?

Yeah!

NEVER!! (... I can't make it 😢)

Maybe!?

How many people do you think you'll bring along with you?

Please share any dietary restrictions for you or your bring-alongs

Which is a compliment you strongly feel about safi?

First Day of the Month Thing!

Also the year. I guess that's the big one really.